"Oh! And I suppose you sell milk shakes, too!"

2 soy burgers and 1 long straw, I can't a afford a straw!

Hey, those burgers on the grill are my cousin, do I get a "Family" discount?

Got Milk?

I know I shouldn't, but in this economy, I just can't pass up the value.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mom?

Isn't that how I get mad cow disease?

Why does my shadow look so weird?

Is this considered cownnibalism?

2 burgers to go--they are udderly fabulous!

"This COSTUME isn`t working...I`m scaring away customers !"

one black cow to go...

"Anyone ever tell you, you look like a young Steven Spielberg?"

"This Kiddy Meal Latex Glove prize doesn't have a thumb. Not that I need one."

"I'm a cow standing on two legs and speaking english. Yet, what amazes you the most is that I ordered a hot dog in a burger joint?"

"Any idea when that Chick-Fil-A in Crystal Lake is supposed to open?"

"Moo."

"...so I told her, 'then don't eat the grass in that meadow'. But you know Daisy. Too lazy to mosey over to another meadow. Just then, Elsie comes by with that great big bell around her neck clang-clang-clanging like nobody's business, getting everyone's attention. She's such a ham. I was about to give her a piece of my mind when the farmer..."

"Ma'am, are you gonna order anything?"

[Bossy wants a plain toasted bun, which isn't on the menu]
Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the beef, bring me the bun, give me a check for the burger, and you haven't broken any rules.

"Ever hear of The Smiths, jerk?"

Do I have to order something if I just want to use the restroom?

I'm here to repair the milk dispenser. Where can I put my stuff?

"My boyfiend the bull has a wife. Tell you what. I arrange to have her dropped off here and you do the rest. We both get what we want. No money involved."

Tell me if you've heard this before. A cow walks into a burger joint...

What do you mean you won’t serve me -- a Wisconsin spotted cow -- a Wisconsin Spotted Cow(R) to drink with my Veggie Burger!?!?

"No, I never did see the movie, "Twister". I hate that game. It's too difficult."

I'll take 30 gallons of water and not the bottled kind. I'll also take 5 pounds of grass, a bale of hay and some silage. Can I get that with some soybean meal and beet pulp to go?

If I were a restroom, where would I be?

Come on $.99... I should have invested in pork bellies my assests are worthless in this economy!!!

"My boyfiend the bull has a wife. Tell you what. I arrange to have her dropped off here and you do the rest. We both get what we want. No money involved."

Zed.. You are scaring me now bud..

I will pass on the shake. I am lactose intolerant.

I should have known you were not a talent scout for Beautiful Bovines when I met you at the club last night. The hat is all wrong!

If I were to apply for work here, What Would I Be DOING?

NO....THAT IS NOT A THIRD HAND!!!

Ancestry.com sent me looking here for some odd reason!

Eat me!

Ah! Revenge is a dish best served cold! Trust me these ain't udders pointing at you! NOW! get on the ground Chuck!

I love your shoes.... I Love your Hat

Have you seen my husband? He came in here to use the washroom and I haven't seen him since . . .

Cow: "Moo moo moooo. Moo moooo moo moooo. Moo, mooo moooooo moo moooo moooo moooo."

Burger Barn Employee: "Uh, let me repeat your order back to you. Moo moo moooo. Moo moooo moo moooo. Moo, mooo moooooo moo moo moooo moooo moooo."

Cow: "MOO! Moo moo... Moo moo moooo. Moo moooo moo moooo. Moo, mooo moooooo moo MOOOO moooo moooo."

Burger Barn Employee: "Oh, sorry. I'll have to get the manager now."

Cow: "Moo, Mook!"

"Need milk?"

"I find you and your restaurant udderly repulsive."

"Hmmmm. Now that you mention it, you WOULD think that along with all these other black-spot tattoos, that I would have gotten one on my arm."

Do you know where the PETA group is sitting?

Hey kid, look down to your left at the special sign and then remember that we're both employed by the same company.

"I thought you said this glove was latex-free. I'm breaking out in spots all over."

Do you at least have DeCALFinated coffee?