k-nine! k-Nine! k-Nine!

Life's Ruff! Deal with it!

Balanced Budget in 10 years... that's 70 years for us!

YOU want to control the borders by installing Electronic Fences everywhere!

I KNEW Lassie and you, Fido, are NO Lassie!!

Say what? Like yours don't stink??!?

There you go again

When will you realize that treats are nothing more than a Socialist handout

You are being led around on a leash like some pathetic pet

No need to make fun of the pug..He was born that way... :)

"Oh, why don't you just admit it, already? You're on the side of the cats!"

"I have proof. PROOF of what you did back in 2008 on that carpet!"

"Unlike you, Mr. Fido, I give this promise to every American pooch: A steak bone in every food bowl and a ride every day in the car!"

"You say we need to raise taxes? BAD! Bad boy! BAD, BAD BOY!"

"You stop barking like that at our moderator, Katie Couric. Now you go over there and give her a kiss. Go on! Give her kiss. Give Katie a kiss."

Middle Dog to Gray Dog: "If I had a cat that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt, make it walk backwards and call it 'Pug'."

Pug Dog: "Hey... "

Voters love a good dog and pony show...let's give it to them.

Your people will WANT me when I am done with you.

You don't stand a chance. American's want a pretty boy.

"When I hear your new ideas, I'm reminded of that ad, 'Where's the beef?' Hey. Wait a second. (Sniff Sniff) What is that? Is that... BACON? Gotta' get that bacon! Where is it? Where's the bacon?! There! In that bag! Somebody, get it for me! I'd get it myself, but I don't have thumbs! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM! It's BACON!"

Are you denying that you were once a stud dog?

My tax returns were eaten by my boy.

I will bet you 10,000 Milk Bones!

No, I'm the Alpha Male.