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Every so often, I, Andy Nowling, will write an insight on how the world really is (or how i see it that is).
Bacon is not like any other meat. It is a different sort of meat; it is a meat of underestimated and misunderstood proportions. I do not view bacon as a product of pork. I view bacon as an animal by itself. Take a second to think: What do you use bacon for? Most of you will say "Oh, hey, I eat bacon for breakfast..." well, stop. Bacon is no longer a breakfast food. Bacon is now a way of life. Use bacon for your own good. Get funky with it. I want you all to do me a favor. Use bacon tomorrow, not as a side dish, not as a garnish - make bacon a meal. The other day I went to my friend's house. I…
Arnold Palmer was a fantastic and famous golfer, one with four green jackets. That is pretty fantastic. You know what else is fantastic about Arnold Palmer? Half iced tea...wait for it...half lemonade. Can't decide between a summer drink? Arnold Palmer. Friends torn on drink orders? Arnold Palmer. Any other time? Arnold Palmer. I believe 5 out of every 3 people prefer Arnold Palmer. There just so happens to be one downfall to this delicious beverage: ratios. Arnold Palmer is sold in gallon sizes or cans. Although the can claims to be half-and-half, as of late, it is rare to find that perfect …

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